Let's head East

What kind of burglar would rob the poor? Not you certainly, after all you definitely made your choice based purely on morals. That goes without saying. You drove fully through one neighborhood before you relaxed in your car.

There was a party going on at one extravagant mexican styled house. In the past parties always made it easier to rob someone. After all how many people spent their parties in their bedrooms. The answer is not many. And where do people keep jewelry? The answer is the bedroom. Or around their neck/on their ears/on their wrists/etc, that wasn’t relevant. You could probably get a nice haul from that mansion. If you were feeling ballsy you could even try to party a bit yourself. You could be suave if you tried. Keep away from the ****, maybe raid a closet and you could fit in just fine.

The other option that popped into your head made you laugh, there was a really nice police station. It really wasn’t a viable option. The only reason you gave it any thought was because you thought it would be funny to steal something from the police. Guns are expensive you could steal those, or a computer. It didn’t really matter, if you chose the police station it was really more for the heck of it than because you wanted a nice haul.