Let's fuck

Kirsty beckons you over with her finger. The crowd lets out an ooooooooooooooh in excitement. You sit next to her and she starts whispering to you

"What's your thoughts on the situation?" Kirsty enquired

"Well, This fight is incredibly fun" You begin as you both try not to start laughing again "But you and I both know how long we've wanted to fuck each other for." Kirsty looks at you and nods in agreement. "We also wouldn't want to disappoint the crowd would we?" Kirsty begins to smirk "Like who knows what they might do? They could storm the ring in anger" She starts to explain a bunch you ludicrous scenarios that you nod in agreement to "I mean, I think it's our duty to stop this match and fuck." Kirsty flirts pretending as if it is the only option. You nod your head and speak in a similar fashion "I agree, I think we have too for our own safety." Kirsty begins to break out in a giggle again. "It's our only option" She jokingly bemoans "I guess we will just have to bang each other." "I don't think there is any other way out of it" You laugh

Slowly you both get up and pretend to finish your discussion in a louder voice so the audience can hear.

"Well we wouldn't want to let these guys down would we" Kirsty says pointing to the crowd who keep silently excited just in case there is a twist to the tale

"No we wouldn't" you respond "Let's fuck"

With those words a massive cheer goes up from the crowd. Dominique and Ying are going the most crazy then a whistle blows and the room falls silent as the ref walks into the ring

"I AM THE REF HERE" The ref starts saying authoritatively. "and I decide what happens. I have just one thing to say" The crowd falls disheartened expecting the ref to deny this decision. The ref turns to face you and Kirsty

"Who's getting fucked first?" The ref smiles. The crowd goes wild once again. She blows her whistle again "I should also let you know that this will count as a draw on both of your records. Kirsty, this won't affect you as you have had a fight however (Your name) is new here and unranked. This means that the audience gets to decide where you are ranked on the men's leader board.

The crowd falls silent then the usually unemotional and quiet Maria stands up.

"Top 10. He was even with rank 6. He gets 8th at least." She sat down

"Does the audience agree?" Asks the ref. A chorus of cheers signals a yes

"Well ok then, (Your name) is now the 8th ranked male. Back to my other question. Who's getting fucked first?"

Kirsty looks at you. "Your choice sugar"