Let's Wrestle Like Animals

"Don't you think it's unfair that you can't target my balls? " said John "Like I mean in the wild when animals fight they are fair game. It seems you have been at a handicap all these years."

"Okay..." you reply wondering where this is going.

"Well to make it more fair, more authentic to our animalistic nature, I think now that I won't be having anymore children and we aren't worried about damaging my balls that they should be fair play. Obviously still no striking or anything crazy but just you and me naked, no other protections, just like humans were way back when."

After digesting for a moment what he was saying you reply "Fine dear, it's your balls anyway, but I doubt it will change anything."

"You may be right, I am like 20-0 after all," John smirked back.

But deep down inside you felt something, was it an inkling of hope? Maybe you should go all out and target this new weakness and try to win. Maybe if you won you would finally understand the appeal.