Let's Make a Deal

Luke selected a news radio station as he drove Oasis back to school. He didn’t want to quietly listen to music again.

“She must be upset. It feels like she is glaring,” Luke thought.

Oasis sat quietly. She was trying and failing to avoid looking at Luke.

“Fuck, focus on something else,” Oasis said shutting her eyes.

She gripped her school condom in her pocket.

“Here, we are. Oh, looks like students are leaving. It must be their lunch break. We made good time,” Luke said pulling into the Sunny Vista High parking lot.

Luke found a spot close to the campus courtyard entrance. But Oasis didn’t seem to notice.

“You, okay?” Luke asked concerned.

“Luke, Faith told me what you were doing with Liz. And about the promise you made,” Oasis said nervously.

“Oh, aw ... Sorry about that. Should I have brought you back sooner?” Luke asked confused.

“You promised to fuck Liz daily. Do you have similar promises with your other partners?” Oasis asked in a rush.

“No … I don’t have anything like that with anyone else,” Luke said taken aback.

Oasis paused for a moment before taking a deep breath.

“I want to know what all the fuss is about. Liz agreed to get fat for you, all to regularly get your sexual attention. And then there are my sister and mother. My mom never talked about wanting more kids. And Ellin never liked dating. What changed? Did you promise them regular great sex if they got fat and pregnant too?” Oasis asked leading over to Luke.

“You did something to them. Don’t lie. You magically fixed my nose. Clear proof you’re more than just a playboy who likes big women,” Oasis said poking Luke’s chest.

Luke’s mind raced: “Why did Rebecca tell me to heal Oasis. Did she know Oasis would get this upset? Something is off about this whole thing. I shouldn't have invited her to Lunch,”

“Well? What did you do?” Oasis asked again.

Luke sighed before smiling. Although he had many sexual partners, Luke loved bossy women the most. His former Manager Shannon, Chef Liz, High-Matron Rebecca, Princess Ruby, Head-Cook Hanna, Queen Celestia, and Arch-Witch Samantha, all got him pumped when they yelled at him. And now Oasis.

“I won’t deny I enjoy sex and thicker women. Who doesn’t? And yes, there is more to me than what meets the eye. But why are you asking me all these questions? I said you should talk to your sister if you want to know more,” Luke said trying not to get hard.

Oasis leaned back.

“Why am I so angry? No excited?” Oasis thought holding her right hand to her forehead, while still gripping the enchanted condom in her left.

“… Luke,” Oasis said feeling her heart rate slow down.

“Would you be willing to have sex with me,” Oasis asked sheepishly?

Luke froze.

“It’s just … everyone seems to have found out something amazing … I feel left out,” Oasis said trailing off.

Luke was reminded of his promise to Rebecca. No more thinking with his dick.

“This isn’t a good idea. I don’t have any contraceptives. And you shouldn’t risk rolling the dice with my swimmers. Most (all) of my sexual partners get pregnant that way,” Luke said nervously looking around.

“But … you would fit in around here if you did,” Luke said with a laugh spotting a few pregnant students passing the SUV.

Oasis turned red.

“I don’t want a baby. I have a condom,” Oasis said handing it to Luke.

“Please? I want to know how it feels. And you’re clearly practiced and well-liked,” Oasis said quietly.

Luke blushed before closing Oasis’s hand around the condom. Little did Luke know, that his ‘Mental Fortress’ (Passive Ability) just prevented the weak enchanted condom from affecting his mind.

“Even if I use a condom, she could still get pregnant. But I can’t forget about my 'Sorcerer's Breeding Aura' making my sexual partners catch ‘Baby Fever’. And I doubt a simple condom will protect her from becoming ‘Soul-Linked’ to me,” Luke thought frowning.

Oasis took the condom back, embarrassed.

“I am flattered, really. But Ellin says you’re the Cheer Captain. You could have anyone. You don’t need my help,” Luke said rubbing his neck.

Oasis felt stupid. But she had to ask one more time.

“Won’t you reconsider? I don’t have a boyfriend, and all the good guys have been taken. I can't sit through my friend's sex talk anymore,” Oasis asked sadly.

“Tell you what, you mentioned my promise to Liz. Let’s make a similar agreement. I will make a call. If I get the all-clear. We can have a quicky in the back. But you have to promise to join the Magic Club your sister is a part of,” Luke said with a smile.

“Think it over. I will step outside. If you want to proceed … climb into the backseat. If not, just head back to class. No harm, no foul. We had a great meal together. We can leave it at that,” Luke said before climbing out of the vehicle.

Oasis watched him leave, before looking down at her school-issued birth control.