Lester's Self Improvement Plan

“Arrrggghh, FUCK!” Lester bellowed as the wax was ripped from his nostrils, extracting his nose hairs with them. “That fucking hurt.”

“Shall I do your ears as well?” the polite, little woman asked.

“Do it.” He gripped the arms of the chair, bracing for pain.

Ten minutes later, Lester exited the waxing parlor and strode across the mall floor. His nose involuntarily twitched and his eyes watered as he made his way to the barber across the hall. It was time to update his appearance and remove barriers that could dissuade Dan or Sarah from succumbing to his machinations.