Leeloo blasts off to orgasm on your rocket, but...

"Show her, Joe," Mona says.

You push your chair back from the kitchen table and open your pants. Your dick springs up, already hard. Up up and away.

"Fuck, you weren't kidding, Mona!" Leeloo says. Mona's redheaded friend laughs. "I didn't believe the dick pic you sent me. All things big and beautiful!" She grins. "You stay right there, Joe."

Leeloo gets naked in a hurry. Off goes her chain-store uniform vest with the LEONA P badge, blouse, pants, bra, and panties, leaving her wearing only a pair of thick white rib-knit knee socks. Leeloo is a double handful, all right, big in front and back, with broad shoulders showing a little muscle from her job, soft, heavy breasts with big raspberry-pink nipples, a pale belly with a deep innie, and a flame-orange bush. Her thighs are thick and strong under a little fat. Her bare skin radiates heat you can feel on your face. You breathe in. She's a woman who's had a long hot working day capped with an energetic karaoke set. Her scent is another dick-stiffener, not that you need one.

Given how Mona and Leeloo met, you wonder whether Leeloo or Karen Yoshida would win in a fight. Or maybe it wouldn't be a fight.

Leeloo laughs. "What are you thinking about, Joe?"

You smile. "Something nice."

"Aw, what a sweetheart, Mona," she says.

And before you know it, Leeloo steps up, straddles your lap, and sits down on your dick. "Oh FUCK I've missed this!" she crows. Her breath is fried potatoes, dark rum and ginger. Her arms wrap round your shoulders. "Oh yes. Oh yes," she croons. "You're my angel of mercy. Fly me away."

But it's Leeloo who does most of the work. Not that you're not working to keep up with her, and keep her on target, because Leeloo is far from a dainty little dumpling, and if she misses her up-and-down, you could have a painful bend in that rocket she's riding. With your hands gripping her buns -- muscular under a little softness, it's an energetic ride for you too. Soon you're panting and grunting along with the big redhead who's riding you hard.

You get a sense that Mona is moving around, looking at you from different angles. She has her little camera out. But Leeloo is keeping you too busy to care. She's hot and slippery and juicy and riding you hot and heavy. Her voice drops a little, it's "oh, oh, oh" along with her quick breaths.

Her hips jolt. Her hands squeeze your shoulders.

"Oh Joe," Leeloo says. "Oh Joe I'm gonna get it. FUCKFUCKFUCK AHH!" Her fingernails dig sharply into your shoulders. She bottoms out on your cock and grinds hard into your lap, her pussy squeezing tightly on your thick shaft. "Ohhh, ohhh, ohh, here comes OHFUCKAHHH!" Again with the little claws digging in and that does it, that's it, your cock swells and blasts off inside her. Leeloo cheers as you dump a hot load inside her, a pulse at a time. "Yeah Joe yeah Joe yeah come with me YEAH!"

You barely register Mona tucking away her little camera.

Leeloo stops grinding. She floats down from Cloud Nine, her breathing deep and fast, but slowing. She leans into you and tucks her head over your shoulder. The hair over her temple is damp with fuck sweat. She's quivering with aftershocks.

"Ahahahaha, can I keep him?" Leeloo asks.

"I'll fight you for him," Mona says. "And I'll win."

Mona, your pregnant accidental girlfriend, is intent on keeping Little Baby Accident, and holding onto you, the prime cause of Little Baby Accident, during a condom-breaking bout of actual sex on the actual beach.

"I give," Leeloo says. "But keep me in mind."

"That's why you're sitting on Joe's dick right this minute," Mona says. "Because I invited you."

"What a good friend," Leeloo says, her voice still blurry, orgasm-drunk. "Sitting. Joe, are you still hard? You came, right?"

"Yeah. And yeah."

Leeloo laughs, her laughter echoing through your chest as she leans heavily on you while straddled over you on the kitchen chair.

"Wait, did we forget, ah...?" you say.

"I bribed Mona," Leeloo says.

"You said you were on the implant," Mona says. "Is that true?"

Leeloo staggers upright. You stay out from in between them as Mona and Leeloo hash out what the ground rules for lending you out were supposed to be and whether you and Leeloo were actually following them. But somehow it moves from a slanging match to a hands-on-hips face-off -- you're worried for a minute -- and then somehow they're hugging and kissing and giggling and Mona drags Leeloo off from the kitchen to the bedroom.

The door closes in your face.

Damn, girls. And you're still hard, even.

Well, the couch does work for sleeping on, it's not bad.

Then your phone rings. Why would she be calling at this hour?

Visualizing your caller doesn't help your cock soften up at all.

Rolls:

• Leeloo comes. (gain +1 XP)
• You're still hard.

But there isn't "no trouble". Roll +COOL(0) to GET OUT OF TROUBLE. 2d6 = 9, you get out of trouble but it will cost you.

One Page Engine rolls:

• 1d6 on "Failure Moves"=6, "Foreshadow Trouble" (Are Mona and Leeloo closer than Mona and you? Is she really on the implant, and did it work?)

For the next chapter:

• Draw on Random Events. First card is Joker, then 10D, KD: "Take a Faction" (technical, technical). Someone's workplace is calling? Let's treat the Joker as "Random NPC", a woman Joe knows.

NPC: identity 6C (Specialist, Physical) goal QD (Escape, Technical), d6=3 conspicuous physical feature, 6C (Mundane, Physical).

• Physical specialist (personal trainer, martial artist, massage therapist, distance swimmer?), conspicuous feature: She's (strong, tall, fat, short?).
• Goal (Escape, Technical): She wants someone to take over a job or shift. What makes this urgent? Or she wants someone to cover for her, or bail her out of jail? Or she's stuck or stranded, and wants Joe specifically (because she trusts him? because she knows he has access/transportation?).

Who's calling Joe while Mona and Leeloo romp in the bedroom?

• Someone from Joe's pool cleaning job / needs help with the truck, needs Joe to bring a key, needs something else at the office? Maybe ("Take", "A Faction") the pool cleaning company is about to be seized / busted / taken over.
• Karen Yoshida is in an embarrassing situation and trusts Joe to keep it confidential. Maybe she's stuck at her mom's house getting scolded, and needs a getaway. Maybe someone from her job is putting the moves on her and she needs backup. Maybe ("Take", "A Faction") Karen has a surprising job offer for Joe.
• Someone from Joe's public pool job. She either needs Joe because she trusts him to keep a confidence ("real friends help you move a body"), or because something at work is a mess and she needs help before tomorrow's busy day, and hopes Joe will do her a favor because she knows he has a crush on her. Maybe ("Take", "A Faction") she wants him as the next person in her job, not the most likely other person.

You have 2 XP.
You have Hard +2 (with Fucking Huge), Hot +2 (with Charming), Cool 0, Control -1.
You have the Character Move PILLOW TALK but no chance to use it tonight.