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Wanting to learn more, you asked, "Can I enter the lab?"

MPAD-24 floated sideways until a door opened beside the transparent panel. "You have permission to enter," it added.

As you entered the lab, the Grey seemed somewhat surprised to see you. "The crew was notified that you may be touring the Starpoint today. Unfortunately, there isn't much to see here since our test subject is unable to participate due to illness." After seeing you weren't leaving, he added, "Do you have any questions?"

"What does the probe testing entail, and why is it necessary?" you asked.

The Grey seemed amused by your question. "I assume you have already experienced some of our probes?" he asked.

"Yes. I had a similar set inserted in me while I was in the medical bay. However these look somewhat different," you replied.

"That is correct," responded the Grey. "These are a new style of probe which need to undergo the standard regiment of testing. There are hundreds of test variations that need to be performed in order to ensure that this new probe design functions correctly."

"How exactly does the testing work?"

"After the subject is placed into a safe position on the table, the primary probe is inserted through the anus until it reaches the optimal measuring point within the colon. For females, a secondary probe is also inserted into the vagina. Once the probes are in place, baseline measurements are collected, and after that the testing phase begins," the alien explained.

"How long does the testing phase take to complete?" you asked.

"Some test steps only take a few seconds while others can take several minutes. While the tests are in progress, the subject's health parameters are carefully monitored, and the test session is halted if those parameters move too far from established normal values or when the subject becomes too tired to continue. For our typical Cuni subjects, average test sessions last about sixty minutes before they reach that point."

Despite the Grey's rather dull delivery, the thought of having those two probes inserted for up to an hour was making you really horny, and you were already feeling the wetness from your crotch beginning to run down your legs.

"I was wondering..." you began, then paused. Were you really sure about this? Before today such a thought would have seemed revolting, but now it was all you could think about. May as well go for it. "Could I participate in the test?"

The alien seemed completely shocked at your offer. "That may be possible. Ideally we would need a full medical history to establish a proper baseline, but for the current set of tests, a recent screening should suffice. I can check if the necessary details are available from your time in the medical bay." The alien turned back to the console and began searching for the necessary data.

After locating your records and scanning them, he continued. "You can participate, and in fact your physiology being different from Cunis yet also having some of their organs makes you an ideal test subject for a wide range of comparative testing that we aren't normally able to perform. Is there a specific reason why you're interested in volunteering?"

You could be totally honest and tell him you were hoping for another set of massive orgasms like the ones you experienced when the other probes were removed, but you weren't willing to admit it. Instead, you opted for a more practical pretext. "Your science and technology is clearly more advanced than that of my species, and I have little else to offer for being saved or the hospitality that's been offered to me on board the Starpoint. This is the least I can do."

"A worthy justification," the alien acknowledged. "By participating in these tests you will be helping to support Grey probe research which is fundamental to advancing our knowledge and understanding of the universe. Would you like to begin now?"