Laying Down Some Tracks

“But why do I have to be naked in the recording booth?” Debbi complained as she undressed.

“Nudity is your calling card, duh.” Jody mocked. “I guess, but there’ll be no one there to see it. So why do I have..” Jody suddenly interrupted “There will be cameras, they’re gonna shoot behind the scenes coverage, promotional content, future album inserts, you name it. This is Miz No-E’s first time in the studio, they're gonna document every stitch!”

“Oh well that’s great,” Debbi said sarcastically “just when I was beginning to worry no one would be around to see me naked this time around.” “Oh, quit your squawking and get your kit off, time is money!” Jody chastised. Debbi made one final attempt to back out before accepting her fate “I don’t know if I can perform these lyrics you wrote Jody, they’re just not true!” but Jody dismissed her concerns “I told you No-E, it's just a persona.”

The studio staff had seen a lot working in this industry, but this was a first, a completely naked beauty in their recording booth. It was a new, but welcome sight. Rest assured that in addition to the official music label photographer and videographer, there would be plenty of amateur preservation of today's events done with cell phone cameras.

At first Debbi just stood motionless at the mic, but Jody berated her “ "I can’t believe I have to tell you this again! Remember you’ve got an audience, you've seen rap videos, you just starred in two! Let's have some attitude, really shake that ass !" So Debbi moved to the music as she recited Jody’s new lyrics:

“I was a boss, on top of the world

Running the game, my success unfurled

But something inside me was itching to be

More than just numbers and productivity

So I quit my job as a business queen

To pursue my dreams, to be obscene

I'm a nude rap artist, I'm living my truth

No more hiding behind a corporate suit

I'm Miz No-E and I'm here to say,

I used to be a business executive in every way,

But now I dance around and rap in the nude,

You might say I’m a slut, but I'm not being rude.

My name is Debbi but now I'm Miz No-E,

I'm proud of my body, it's plain to see,

I show off my ass, tits, and cunt,

And I know some people think it's just a stunt.

But I'm here to tell you, it's more than that,

I'm breaking down barriers and smashing the hat,

I'm taking the stage, I'm baring it all

My rhymes are fire, they'll make you fall

I used to be Debbi, a boss in I.T.

Respected by all, but something was missing from me.

I felt like I was trapped, in a life that wasn't me.

But then I found my calling, and now I'm living free.

I used to be so uptight, always worrying about my career.

But now I'm in control, and I'm shedding all my fears.

So Look at me I’m Miz No-E,

Dancing in the nude for all to see!”