Lauren offers Dennis something

"Lauren, this is pathetic." Dennis shook his head. "I'm not going to kiss someone everyone thinks is a boy! Everyone will think I'm gay, and I have enough trouble getting a date as it is!"

"Just do it!" Lauren demanded desperate. "I'll... I'll let you touch my boobs!"

Lauren expected this to get what she needed. After all, what kind of boy wouldn't want ot touch a naked woman's boobs? To her shock though, Dennis just scoffed.

"What boobs? You don't even have any!" Dennis replied.

"I do so!!" Lauren objected angrily.

"Oh yeah, if you do, why can you walk around topless and nobody thinks you're a woman?!" Dennis pointed out.

"I... they're normally bigger." Lauren said lamely.

"Oh yeah, and they just magically shrunk." Dennis shook his head. "This is getting pitiful. I'm not kissing you Lauren."