Lauren is very naughty

“Beaky” (the man in the penguin suit) approached Lauren, and said. “Hello, Lauren. What’s your favorite animal?”

Lauren couldn’t answer. She stood there, petrified, not knowing what to do until she said without even thinking, “Fuck you.”

Naturally the audience gasped loudly. The producers were not happy either as they had to quickly bleep the curse word. They were glad they had put it on a slight delay just in case. That’s when a tall, large woman with short blonde hair in a classic “Karen” hair style stormed onto the stage. “How dare you use that kind of language, young lady?! This is LIVE television and KIDS are watching this at home!”

“What are you gonna do you fat bitch?!” Lauren yelled.

Maria’s mouth dropped wide open. An older man approached Maria in the audience and said. “What is the meaning of this? We can’t have this kind of language on our show! Not to mention she’s insulting the audience!”

“I’m so so sorry,” Maria said quickly. “If you don’t mind, I would like to deal with it. You are also welcome to leave this part uncensored. I think I know exactly what she needs.”

The man said. “Fine, just get her under control.”