Lauren goes outside

Jessie put her phone into her pocket before getting up from the couch and entering the kitchen, Lauren watching her with her head tilted. A few seconds later, Jessie came back with a large bowl that she sat down in front of Lauren. The little woman crawled forward and looked down into the bowl, seeing that it was filled with water. “I thought that puppy would be thirsty.” Jessie explained, an evil grin on her face.

Truthfully, Lauren was thirsty. The voice in her mind told her that this was a bad idea, but her body wasn’t listening as she bent down and began lapping up the water with her tongue. About a minute later, Lauren had finished half the bowl when she felt a pressure on her bladder. Whimpering, Lauren crawled towards the back door and began barking, the little voice in her brain telling her to stop.

“Looks like puppy needs out.” Jessie chimed, phone in hand as she recorded everything. As she opened the door, Lauren crawled outside into the backyard.

Lauren was practically screaming at herself at this point, calling herself every synonym of stupid that she could think up. Lauren crawled over to a tree in the middle of the yard and began sniffing, causing the Lauren in her head to beg her not to do what she was thinking. But it was too late. Lifting her leg, Lauren relieved herself on the tree, which resulted in the Lauren in her head to invent several synonyms for stupid just so she could refer to herself as those words.

Meanwhile, Jessie was laughing her butt off as she had just finished watching Lauren relieve herself on the tree, recording every second of it. She laughed so hard that she realized that she had to go. Setting up her camera so she could film the back yard, Jessie walked down the hall to the bathroom.

Little did either woman realize what would happen next.