Lauren freaks.

"What the hell!" Lauren exclaimed, slapping her hands over her naked body. "I've been following your stupid fucking diet and I'm bigger than ever! My ass is huge!"

"Hmm, I think you have a metabolic problem." Jennifer adlibbed. "Maybe connected to your thyroid."

"I look ridiculous!" Lauren exclaimed, voice cracking. "My ass is showing through my SPanx! I'm supposed to go to a beach party in two freaking days and I'm going to be a laughingstock!"

"Just relax Lauren." Jennifer said. "I remembered your beach party, so I bought you something."

She went to the closet and drew out a hanger with a bikini hanging from it.

"What is this?" Lauren asked.

"This is a compression bikini." Jennifer said. "It's a bikini that doubles as a body sock, like your Spanx. Built in girdle, butt slimming back. It's even got plenty of room for your falsies, since I figured you'd want to wear them."

Lauren grimaced at the mention of her falsies, but took the bikini. Little did she know her sister Vanessa, who had arranged all this, had already modified this bikini, loosening the stiches in several key areas.

"I uh... thank you." Lauren said. "This should help. But, I want to really start loosing weight! I'm paying good money here!"

"Lauren, this is perfectly normal." Jennifer lied. "In the weight loss process, a bit of a gain at first is very common. Just stick to the diet and you'll be fine."