Lauren dances

Lauren was furious. Everyone was laughing, and Debbie said she wasn't hot? Well since this was a dream, Lauren was going to do something she'd never do and prove she was as sexy as she knew she was.

"You want to see hot?" Lauren said angrily. "Well get a load of this!"

To everyone's total shock Lauren began strutting around swaying her hips. What was she doing? Was she... dancing?! Dancing NAKED?! The crowded restaurant stared in shock. Lauren had a proud, confident look on her face as her body swayed. Oh yeah, they were all stunned how sexy she was!

There was a few problems with that idea though. One, Lauren's body wasn't impressing anyone. Two, she wasn't a dancer at all. Her spastic flailing did not look the sexy music video Lauren imaged as her small breasts jiggled, her belly bounced and her meaty thighs warbled. She spun around, flicking her hips side to side, causing her plump backside to thrash wildly.

Finally, thinking she'd mad her point Lauren raised her hands overhead, eyes closed and legs wide. There! Let them deal with all her nude glory!