Lauren and Dennis are alone

Lauren stood there incredibly awkwardly, she was butt naked in front of DENNIS of all people, she wanted to insult him and make fun of his small penis, but by some miracle he hadn’t seen the various naked pictures of videos of her. If she could just spend tonight covering up, she might be able to save some small part of her dignity.

“So… you’re a nudist now?” Dennis asked

“Erm… sort of” Lauren replied, blushing

“So you’re naked all the time? Like even at school?” Dennis asked

“Pfft get real, as if I’d go to school naked. I’m a woman Dennis, not a slut” Lauren lied

Dennis eyed her up and down

“But you look so different, not how I imagined you at all” Dennis said

“What do you mean?” Lauren asked

“Well you’re far shorter than I thought you were. And have you gained weight?” Dennis asked

Lauren gasped, this nerd was calling her fat! Oh god she wanted the earth to swallow he whole