Lauren’s a winner!

As the cashier scanned the package of Disney princess diapers, alarms and sounds of celebration went off. “Oh my gosh!” the cashier yelled. “Congratulations! You’re the 1000th customer to purchase these special Deluxe Disney Princess Diapers with Extra Absorbent features and reusable tapes! As a special celebration, you have a once in a life time opportunity to appear on Disney Channel AND get a free 2-week vacation at any one of the Disney resorts! It comes with exclusive offers to also see the Frozen II Sing Along Premiere! You can be on the red carpet at the Disney resort of your choosing and get to meet the likes of Elsa, Anna, and Olaf, and get a once in a life time opportunity to appear on camera and get your photos taken by the biggest outlets of Hollywood.”

Lauren looked absolutely horrified. If anyone wasn’t watching already, they all were now. “Oh that’s delightful!” Amelia said. “Let’s sign her up for that. I’m sure Lauren will be a star.”

The cashier smiled as she handed the certificate to Amelia and then finished scanning each of the items. The cashier filled up the cart with all the bags and waved goodbye. The crowd cheered with mocking praise. “Enjoy your Deluxe Disney Diapers, little Laurie!”