Lauren's new neighbors

"I can't believe that bitch!" Carol yelled.

Her husband Dan sighed, and hurried into the den. He found his wife reading a letter, literally shaking with rage. Camila was a tall, athletic 25 year old Latino woman. In fact, the couple had met five years ago in the gym, and they were both fitness nuts. Camila was beautiful, but had that famous Latino woman temper, and Dan knew how bad things could get when Camila got angry.

"What is it?' Dan asked.

"We got another citation from the home owner's association!" Camila yelled. "This one is for 'unsightly and gaudy lawn decorations! All I did was put out a couple lawn flamingos!"

Dan sighed. Each of these citations came with an increase in their HOA dews for their neighborhood, and they were already barely scraping by as it was.

"I bet it was that bitch across the way, Lauren Adkins!" Camila growled in rage. "There it is, her name is on the flipping citation!"

"Well, that makes sense." Dan pointed out. "She's the head of the HOA after all."

"That bitch!" Camila seethed in rage. "I'm going to go to her house and give her a piece of my mind..."

"NO!" Dan objected. "Camila, you could get us kicked out! We can't afford another move!"

"That bitch has had it in for us since we moved in!" Camila raged.

"Come on, she's not so bad." Dan said, trying to ease the tensions.

"Of course you'd take her side!" Camila raged. "You two are always flirting, even though she's the one trying to ruin our lives!"

"Camila, just... just don't make things worse." Dan said. "I've got to go to work. Don't worry, we'll pay the fee, we'll make this work."

He kissed his wife on the cheeks and headed out to work, hoping his wife wouldn't do anything drastic, but almost certain that she would...