Laughter

“Hahahahaha! You have a baby penis!” Quiet turned crimson. “Wait no you don’t understand! It’s usually bigger! It shrank!” “Ha nice try needledick but the shower wasn’t cold.” “No! I mean I was hung! I was nine inches soft just this morning! Then you kidnapped us and then we went to see the pharmacist and….” Watts and Quiet looked each other in the eyes and simultaneously yelled “the poison!” Quiet turned crimson again this time out of anger, “that bitch! She’s ruined my life.” “Not if I have anything to say about it”, Watts said. “But you were just laughing at me!” “Well your little dick is hilarious but Amber has just fucked me out of a good fuck. If you truly were nine inches soft then it’d be in my best interest to get you back to that. Then you can give me the ride of my life. Deal?” “Deal!” “Alright, get dressed. We’re leaving now.”