Lara DIRT #3

"What about Lara? What else do we have?"

Lara is like your competition. She's the same size and build as you, and she has the same skillful, deft, aggressive style as you when attacking with the ball. She's cool and pretty and... her confidence is undeniably sexy. She has a penis, like you. Of course you're interested in her.

• What? What do you want me to find? She's never done nudes

"Ummmm what about this cave thing? The survey says her first time was in a cave. What the shit?"

• I don't know about that. I know she travels a lot.

"Travels where? Is she going to Thailand and banging cute femboys?"

• That's very specific

"It's not a fetish or anything," you say quickly.

• Sure, whatever.

Lisa sends you a list of countries. These are all the places that Lara has been? Holy shit... these are some weird places. You haven't even heard of some of these countries.

"Wow, what's up with all these?" you ask.

• I don't know

• I'm not her fucking mom

"Who is her mom?"

• Her parents are dead.

"Oh." Now you feel bad.