Lara Croft and the Treasure of the Gauls

Famed English explorer, archeologist, and overall bombshell Lara Croft was traipsing deep beneath the Paris Catacombs. Her target? The Lost Idol of the Great Goddess of the Gauls.

“Fascinating. It is said that this idol was one of the most important objects in the Gaul Kingdom and their belief system. I never thought I’d find it down here. It feels as though I’m holding a piece of history.”

Just as she nabbed the artifact, the walls started rumbling as a booming voice called out from the ceiling.

“Who dares disturb the Great Goddess of the Gauls? You insolent woman, you shall be punished for trying to steal from me!”

In the blink of an eye, Lara disappears from the catacombs. She soon reappears, squinting as her eyes adjust to the plentiful sunlight. The air doesn't feel musty anymore. She opens her eyes. Yep, she was back in Paris, in the middle of the Champs-Élysées avenue.

There was only one problem.

One tiny little detail bothered her.

She was completely butt-naked.

A car passed by Lara and honked. So does the car behind it and the one in front of it. She shrieks, bending down and folding her arms over her curvy body. With her considerable chest and plump behind, she doesn't manage a good job of hiding either.