Lady Evellyn gets mistaken for someone else

As Evellyn stood there in utter shock, contemplating this latest humiliation, she heard a gasp coming from behind her.

It was Sister Agatha from the local church. She was a young, pretty and surprisingly buxom woman (a quick inspection of what lay hidden beneath her baggy robes confirmed it) who had recently taken her vows to become a nun.

One of her tasks as a new initiate was to preach the good word in the town square and help wayward souls to see the light. Clearly, she had not expected to find a soul as wayward as this on her first day.

"Oh you poor, poor soul!" The nun proclaims, clutching the holy symbol dangling from her neck. "Have you no shame?"

Evellyn squeaks in utter humiliation, her face growing redder than a tomato.

The freshly-demoted knight just stands there, her mind struggling to keep up with what is happening. It was as if someone had peered into her mind and made her worst nightmare come true!

"I..." She tried to speak, her heart pounding as her lips tremble, but was cut off by the well-meaning nun.

"Putting yourself on display and trying to sell your body in the square," Agatha shakes her head. "And in broad daylight no less!"

"It's true!" You call out, sitting at a nearby bench, a freshly procured mug of ale in your hand. "She said she'd make me a man for three copper!"

The nun gasps in shock while the scantily-clad noble scowls at you, possibly because of the insultingly small price you just claimed she was worth.

"Oh no, no, no!" Agatha stammers as she takes Evellyn's hand. "This will not do at all!"

"What..." the knight tries to ask, only to be silenced once more.

"Come," Agatha says as she starts to drag the shell-shocked Evellyn along. "We need to get you to church!"

"But..." The flummoxed noble woman says.

"You'll see that our lord can find a use for even the trashiest and loosest of soiled doves!" Agatha says as she drags Evellyn away.

"H-hey! I'm not... l-lemme go!" Evellyn protests as she is pulled away from the square... and through one of the busiest streets in town.