Lab Orientation

The three of you head out towards the middle tower of the complex, outside painted a solemn Monday blue. Taylor explains as you enter a plaza that this tower is where you'll want to go if you need to do any shopping or feel like eating out. The Institute's business offices and guest accommodations are located over the shops. Indeed you see a café with a couple of doctors enjoying an early coffee together, and a bookstore where a student here early is browsing the shelves. "Some of the students have been staying in the hotel suites for some time while they've been getting their base-level una-gender therapy, but they will be moving to the dorms in the next couple of days." Taylor explains. "There will be some of the women moving in who weren't able to come start their treatments early, so some of the females you meet in the next couple of days will be growing dicks over the next few weeks, some will stay dickless though. That's between them and the professors."

"Are there any guys that will be moving in, and getting vaginal treatments in our students?" Helen asked as you make a turn towards a large doorway with signs indicating the research labs were that way. "No, they wanted all of the male students to have their una-genderization complete before term started since this is technically a girls' school. Before we get too much further. If we had turned left instead of right there we would be headed towards the classrooms and the athletic fields beyond them, if we had gone straight it would take us to the faculty quarters, don't go there unless specifically asked to by Dr. Santina or one of the other professors." You nod and the grad student leads you down a long enclosed passage to another set of doors marked as the entrance to the lab facilities.

She shows you the route to the EnR Lab, pointing out Dr. Bourdeaux's Flavor Lab, Dr. Rova's Lab of Twin studies, and the Female Organ Implantation Unit. "I was a woman before I came here so I've never been to the Pussy Planters and I never remember the name of the professor in charge, all I know is she's the thirstiest lesbian on campus, she hates dick and I hear she pushed to forgo una-gender entirely and just go for total female conversion, says leaving the cocks on is a tragedy. Ian, you and I best avoid her."

"Bitch is crazy if she's going to take the meatsticks away from my favorite coworkers." Helen growls.

"For what it's worth, Helen, I hear she's the grand mistress of cunnilingus, so if she catches your scent don't turn her down on our account." Taylor adds. "And here we are. Turn your science vocabs on." She opens a door marked Elasticity and Rigidity Laboratory, the Science of Flexibility. You enter the lab, and see Dr. Santina looking into a mircoscope at the center table of a largely lit room, lined with lab tables and equipment. At one end is a pair of offices labelled Annette Santina, Ph.D, EnR Lab Director and Taylor Whiser, Ph. D. candidate, EnR Lab Manager. At the other end a pair of hallways extend away from the central room with several doors along them and ending in supply and records rooms. Without looking up, Dr. Santina jots a couple of notes on a pad of paper next to her, "Show them their desks and give them a tour, Taylor, I'll join you when I can."

Taylor leads you over to a lab table outside of her office with two stools pulled up to it a couple of computer workstations with a small space between them. There are two nameplates, with your names and Lab Assistant taped to the wall above the table. "Sorry to cram you two together, but there isn't much room to work with in here and honestly you will be way more help to us being RAs and test subjects than doing lab work. We're probably only going to have you both in here at the same time when your here as subjects rather than employees."

You both nod understandingly, there were no illusions that you would be paying the piper before you got any work as primary researchers. "We have 15 underclasswomen test subjects assigned to the lab, we use feminine terms for all female and una-gendered test subjects, because terms like "it" are a little to dehumanizing, we go with female instead of male because..." "This is an all-girl's school" You and Helen answer in unison. "Right."

"The underclasswomen students will spend most of their weeks in classes, and will come to the lab in groups of five every Monday, Wednesday, or Friday afternoon according to their group. My group will come on Monday afternoons, Helen's on Wednesdays, and Ian you're on Fridays. Each of us actually has a member of their group on their floor in the dorm. You two will come act as lab assistants on the afternoons when your group is here, you both have Monday afternoons off. You will be expected to wear your lab coats when here on those days, go ahead and put the long ones on for today, get a feel for them." She indicates a coat stand a few feet from your desk with four coats on the pegs. "You each have two lab coats, the standard ones with the tails will be your go to, and the ones that are cropped at the waist will be for when you need to engage in sexual activity as part of your lab assistant duties or if something happens to your standard length coat."

You both pull on your standard length coats, you smile and point at Helen's chest, she looks down to see that your names are embroidered on the coats. "Looks like we guessed right," you say. Taylor, who had darted into her office to don her own coat, emerges, "they look good on you two. Now then, on Tuesdays and Thursdays afternoon lab time will be dedicated to advanced research. You two will be the test subjects then, you won't wear your lab coats and we'll be doing some sort of therapy application or parametric testing. Mornings will be my turn as the lab rat, you will occasionally be pulled out of there to help Dr. Santina with my dissertation experiment, you can go ahead and expect to wear your cropped coats when we call you in for that. Any questions before we continue?"

"What's your dissertation on?" Helen asks.

"As Ian is well aware wink, I have a rubber vagina and total flexural control over my kegels. My dissertation is to similarly rubberize my entire gastrointestinal system - rubber from the tip of my lips down through my urethra and anus. We've already started on my sphincter. So the way I was squeezing you yesterday, I'll be able to do with anal and oral intercourse as well.

"Now let me showing the equipment we'll be working with." Taylor explained how to log on to the workstations and the how to access the data analysis and tracking software, then you made your way around the room going over each worktable and a basic talk on how to properly use the equipment at each stop. Dr. Santina, who had shut herself in her office to make a couple of phone calls during the computer portion of your tour, joins you just as you are about to enter the hallway on the right, labelled Observation, the other one, test chambers. "Sorry I couldn't join you sooner," the professor says, "Helen, you look positively radiant! Ian, it's good to see a man around here at all, let alone a smart, strapping one like yourself!"