LUV DYNASTY - Southern Comfort and Pain

"Welcome to Luv Dynasty. A documentary about Southern Comfort and Pain." A man says as he walks out of the shadows of large room.

"I am Werner Herzog" Herzog says as he walks through the room with podiums that dart the room. Each with different items on them as lights shine down on them creating little islands of light in a sea of darkness.

"Sex wrestling has always interested me as a young man as I reached into adult hood and now as I'm at the autumn of my life that fascination has never left me. And I think the reason for that is because of one certain family. A family that has been synonymous with sex wrestling as long as sex wrestling has been around."

He then chuckles, "And no I don't mean that family as my producers has advise me that doing a documentary on them would be hazard to my health and freedom. No, I mean the family that we know as the Luvs. Luv is a appropriate name for them as throughout the generations they have brought love and tenderness no matter how kinky and strange they can be. But who are the Luvs really?"

Herzog passes a podium that has the Sex Fighter belt on it, "We know of Tulip Luv and how thirty years ago she went to become the Queen of Sex Fighting to her daughter who eventually overthrew her and went to become the Queen of Sex Fighting for almost twenty five years."

Herzog passed a strapon that drips cum off it, "We know of their strange reproduction habits where one of their women will impregnate another woman in order to have children through a plastic cock and a mixture that they call 'baby batter'."

He then passes a old framed photograph that shows a woman in the front with her many wives and husbands and rows of children behind them, "And we all know that they have no issue with the taboo of **** and because of that and the previous method described each generation has large amount of children who eventually branch out to their own families that today around the world still we are still finding clans of Luvs that go by different names but seem to have the same habits as the main branch."

Herzog looks at the photograph and looks at the camera and chuckles, "But where they did they start? Who were they before sex wrestling? Was Tulip the first sex wrestler in her family as some people who watch the videos of Sex Fighters claim or does their history with the sport run deep? And what about the other families like the Greens and Dukes who are part of the family? Where did they come from? Well, we will look into those questions and so much more with interviews of historians and sport enthusiasts and even a few members of this grand family. Read some excerpts from journals and newspaper clippings that were only now recently recovered and have some reenactments that might not be suitable for children, so please adults only. Now let's begin this journey into this family and see the Luv Dynasty with all the southern comfort and pain that comes with it."