Kurusu residence, near the start of the series

Looking over the world, the Lamp saw that there were a lot of good potential genies for it to pick from. It'd swear this world was part hentai or something.

However, it didn't take long to notice something - a powerful mix of both love and lust, both perfect compliments to its abilities. It also sensed the place would soon be home to many promising individuals. Falling through space, the lamp neatly fell through the ceiling, landing itself next to the couch. It knew it wouldn't have to wait long...