Kudos needs to find a horse for travel

Kudos reaches a rather sparse part of town as he looks for a proper stable. After asking a rather middle aged man with a pair of faeries wrapped around his cock, he points him in the right direction. They were live faeries as well, hugging and rubbing up against his vieny shaft as if they were willing cock accessories. Kudos smiled, knowing that somehow his shift in reality also seemed to affect the fashion around here. I was almost sundown by the time he reached the stables.

Going around back, many great steeds were inside their pens. He could tell that each one was able to go great distances. He also noticed that each horse had at least one stable girl tending to it's.... 'horse meat'. Each horse was having it's member stroked and sucked on by seperate beautiful stable girls, keeping the horses in a 'content' state.

"Hey! You there"

A gruff voice from behind Kudos puts his hand on his shoulder. Kudos turns, "Ah... I'm sorry, I was wondering how much coin for a horse". The man grinned, "200 gold to ride these stallions sir. Can you afford it?". Kudos turned on his charm, "I can afford 150 gold... take it or leave it". The stable master thought about it for a second, "very well... 150 gold it is. But don't go telling everyone... they might think I'm soft". The two shake hands, and a sturdy looking horse being ridden by a red headed stable girl trots out. The horse was a giant, at least half-a-horse larger and taller then most horses.

"Elyna here will ride with you, so that the horse returns safely" says the stable master.

This was going to make for an interesting ride.