Krabby Patty says I

What looked to be a hamburger and fries sat steaming on my plate. I say LOOKED because the burger was growling at me. Jinx and Raven dug into their meals with gusto. Raven looked to be eating spaghetti and meatballs, or it would if the sauce wasn't bright green and I maybe wrong, but I thought I saw one of the meatballs blink. "Um...babygirl, what exactly did you make?"

Argent giggled in her usual bubbly tone a she beamed at me. "I made their favorites Daddy!" She pumps her arm in an attempt to look tough I guess, but it just made me chuckle at her silliness, "I'm a great cook!" Jinx spies my disbelief and jumps into the conversation. "It's true Johnny, before I 'gifted' our little munchkin with her spell of choice, she was an exceptional cook. She can make just about anything she wants." My eyebrow quirks slightly as my burger made a snapping motion for a french-fry.

"And you left her skills in the kitchen intact?" Jinx smiled her Cheshire like grin to me as Argent giggled at my foods antics. "Got it in one sexy." I just roll my eyes at her blatant remark. "Ok, but what's with my burger here?" I had to quickly pull my finger away as said burger almost bit into it. "I'm sorry Baby, that's my fault"

I turn to the now sheepish Raven as she pokes at her meal. "You let her watch SpongeBob before you started dinner, didn't you?" A dark splash of color grows across 'Mommy's' cheeks as she looks away from me. "Maybe alittle..." Huffing slightly I raise my hands. "Ok, I'm not angry at all. But could SOMEBODY stop my meal from eating my fries?"

The three of them burst into laughter as I sit and smile happily at the mood of the room, As weird as my life has become, I wouldn't trade the girls for anything.

After the laughter died down, and Jinx turned my burger placid. I found out that, yes, Argent was an amazing cook, and YES, she seemed to be able to create ANY type of dish she saw, being that my burger was an honest to god Krabby Patty.

Jinx and Raven stood on either side of me as I faced a smiling Argent. "Have you brushed your teeth?" She giggled before nodding. "Have you kissed your Mommy and Auntie good night?" Jinx chuckled at my question. "Boy did she ever." With another roll of my eyes at the sound of Raven, Jinx and Argent giggling again, I huff out. "Ok then, I guess it's time for bed then." Argent let out a squee as Raven yawned softly. "I guess it is Loverboy, I am abit bushed."

"Alright, one last question." I turn to jinx with a pleading look. "Where's the bedroom?"