Knock her out while her back's turned

Thinking you'll never have a better chance than this, you step up behind Jessica as she dances to her video. You swing your gun buttfirst hard against the back of her head.

The star immediately falls to the ground ****.

You turn off the TV and admire the sweaty curves of her scantily clad body. Outside its raining harder and it thunders loudly. You're glad you're inside nice and dry.

And with a helpless Jessica Alba at your feet!