Kiss.

(Originally by Jockripped)

Texas finally gives in. "Fine!! I'll do it." Texas yelled at the top of her lungs" 'bout damn time sheriff I want you to kiss my ass for a whole minute. Got it?" The sheriff knew this wasn't going to be fun, but she puckered up anyways knowing the worst is almost over. *smooch* That continuous sound was heard for a whole ( probably more) sixty seconds.

"Aah now that wasn't so hard now was it?" Texas about to throw up thinks the worst is over, her hopes soon shattered when Mary says "Now I have to shit like really badly I was hoping to use you as a toilet." Texas about to have a heart attack is relieved after hearing Mary say "However since you kissed my ass I guess I'll use the toilet." Mary finally got up, walked over to the toilet yanked down her trousers, and sat down upon the loo. Texas gasping for air is soon greeted to the smell of shit and farts intoxicating the air causing her to pass out. As Mary finishes up her hearty shit she runs into quite the predicament...