Kiss his balls

Not willing to accept his {if Perversion < 20}gross {endif}testicles into your mouth, you instead close your lips and plant respectful kisses on his nuts.

He seems to deem this acceptable behavior, and whilst you haven't earned any additional forgiveness through this act, you've prevented yourself from losing any more respect for yourself right now.

Come on! Just fuck me in the ass and get this over with already...