Kiss her Converse.

You close your eyes, tears streaming down your face as you pucker up and kiss your rival's dirty, smelly sneaker, finally proving once and for all who the better woman is. Your rivalry is over, and now Courtney rules the skate park. Smiling broadly, she lifts her foot and kicks you away, leaving you to unhook the waistband from your head and run clumsily out the skatepark, your stretched-out granny panties flapping as they hang out the back of your pants. You cry all the way home until you get home, then cry yourself to sleep. Then you wake up the next morning and check social media.

No.... no no no... oh god no....

You stare at your phone screen flabbergasted. One of the videos of you getting an atomic wedgie and kissing your biggest rival's shoe went viral overnight. Millions of people are commenting about how cool Courtney is and how much of a loser you are. You can't believe this. You didn't want to fight because you were afraid this might happen. Sitting alone in your bed, your social life completely and utterly destroyed, you cry and rage. Courtney has always bragged about being better than you at everything, ever since you were kids, and now this... it's just too much.

It isn't fair, it isn't fair!!