Kirby inhales the apples and everything else in the process!

To be fair, it ought to have been pretty obvious it wasn't a safe idea to be anywhere near Kirby with an arm-full of food. Suddenly, while resisting blowing wind from one direction, Palutena found herself dragged the same way by powerful suction, coming from her truce-mate. "Et tu, Kirby!?" she shouted, as delicious red apples flew from her arms into the creature's mouth. If it could end there, Kirby would be satisfied and she would be happy, but Kirby's one sin was gluttony; with his eyes tightly shut and his mouth making a powerful vacuum noise, he wouldn't stop until he was sure he was done inhaling everything.

Palutena dug her rod into the dirt as hard as she could and clenched both hands around it, feeling the rest of her body flapping in the wind. For a little while, she looked comically like a cartoon-character, swaying in the wind like a flag on a flagpole under tornado-**** winds. Of course, no such cartoon was complete without a little bit of disrobing. Predictably, it only took the blink of an eye before Palutena's Kirby-shaded dress was devoured by the genuine article. The ease with which he'd sucked it off, including her chain belt accessory, was a powerful testament to the usefulness of wearing a dress with shoulder-straps instead of a tube top.

Unappreciated by any human eyes, Palutena's heavenly body danced through the air... which was a fancy way of saying it flapped wildly with no sense of control, as she remained anchored only by the staff in the ground. The necklace she wore slapped against her chest, then came detached and joined her dress in the void. Soon, she was left with just her underwear, a slightly cutesy pink cotton set with embroidery of an angel shooting a heart-tipped bow on the front side. It had seemed cute at the time, but now, pink was the color of suffering. "Kirby... buddy... cut it out...! I know a reeeally good recipe for Vegetable Surprise that's way tastier than me or any apples or... my pantieees!"

She finally had to give up her hold, flying backward and colliding naked-butt first with Kirby as he shut his mouth, finally satisfied. While he smiled and swallowed listlessly- not adopting Palutena's hair, since he'd failed to consume the genuine article- he found himself being sat on like a medicine ball by a pantsless girl, like something out of an erotic video. On shaky legs, no longer feeling the wind, Palutena stood to her feet, keeping her staff between her legs to hide her sex. "I... I'm using up the rest of my stock so I can leeeave!" she wailed, turning and showing her butt to the others as she attempted to leap off from the edge of the stage.

As she did, Kirby's score went up by one. It was a timed match, not a stock match. It was going to be a looong day...