King abandons commentary?

The cameras cut away from the chaos of the backstage to the commentary desk and Mark madden who looked up from his own screen to address the audience directly.

"Wow, what is going on here? from one match being thrown out because of Gigi Dolin attacking Liv Morgan to Jade Cargill being attacked in catering. It's only week two here and everything is going to... wait King, Where are you going?"

The cameras had zoomed out to show Jerry Lawler as well who had stood up from his seat at commentary and was removing his headset and looking to leave the desk. As Mark addressed him however her he held up the headset so the mic could still pick up his reply.

"Are you kidding me Madden? Liv Morgan just had her panties ripped off and I think Gigi left them backstage somewhere! I'm gonna go find them!" said King with a huge smile on his face.

"And what on earth do you want with those Jerry?" asked Mark in disbelief

"Don't be stupid Madden, those will be worth THOUSANDS on Ebay... If I can bring myself to part with them that is!" replied King. and with that he dropped his headset and disappeared off camera.

"Stupid question I supposed...But what am I supposed to do here alone?" said Madden watching Jerry leave but he got no response from the disappearing figure of Jerry "The King" Lawler.

Looking back at the cameras Mark was clearly scrambling for something to say as the crowd grew restless but as the noise started to rise in tempo a light bulb went off in his head and he looked back at the cameras with a wide smile.

"Well fans while Jerry is off... souvenir hunting lets have a look back to what happened when last week after Mandy Rose attacked Lita and aligned herself with Tiffany Stratton and what lead to our main event tonight where Mandy and Tiffy will take on Lita and her best friend Trish Stratus in the first ever AHW Tag Team Bra and Panties match!

The crew backstage had clearly not been ready for this and there was a few seconds pause before the camera feeds went black for a moment and then cut back into life with a video from last week of Trish stood backstage in her tight white t-shirt emblazoned with her 100% Stratusfaction guaranteed logo that showed off a whole lot of her best assets and a pair of very tight blue jeans, talking to AHW General Manager Chelsea Green who was in a tight and fittingly green dress and who was stood with a posture designed to thrust out her chest in an attempt to compete with Trish’s chest but was clearly not comfortable and just looked comical.

“But why can’t you find a space for me on the show? You’re saying Charlotte can throw her weight around and get a main even spot this week but Trish Stratus can’t even get featured when you have a whole week before the next show to fit me in? I was in the AHW Title Tournament!” Stratus was saying with a very displeased look on her face.

Chelsea rolled her eyes.

“Yes Trish you were, as were several other ladies who also lost. I’m sorry but I have to show off all the talent in AHW and you have had your…”

But Chelsea was cut off as a door off screen banged open loudly and Lita burst into the room. The Queen of Extreme was still bright red in the face, her hair dishevelled and falling about her almost bare shoulders as Lita clutched one arm around her exposed bra and fighting with her tits to keep them covered while she kept her other hand cemented over the crotch of the small green thong she was wearing. The crowd roared as Lita waddled onto screen, bare feet slapping off the bare floorboards as she did all she could to keep the end result of last week bra and panties match loss covered. As Lita approached her best friend Trish looked around for something to use to cover Lita up while Chelsea covered her mouth with her hand, almost succeeding in stifling a giggle at the sight of Lita.

“Trish! Did you see what just happened out there? Mandy… attacked me from… this is so humiliating!” Lita shouted, almost speechless with anger as she adjusted her arms just to push up her tits even more and having to quickly readjust them again. “How is that fair?!” Lita continued turning to Chelsea who was going pink from trying to conceal her sniggering.

“Well…” Green managed to say before a snort of laughter escaped her and she had to take a few seconds to compose herself. “Well, technically there is no rule against outside help. I mean what am I going to do? Disqualify Tiffany and have the match end without someone being stripped? That would go against the core point of AHW.”

Clearly Lita was not happy with this answer and turned back to Trish who was trying to look anywhere but at her exposed friend.

“Trish can you believe this? You have to have my back next week. Chelsea, I demand a match against Mandy to put that slut in her place next week.”

At this Chelsea stopped laughing and raised an eyebrow in disbelief while Trish looked around at Lita with a look of concern which masked an undercurrent of anger.

“Excuse me? You demand of me? ME, the… spokeswoman… of AHW? Who are you to?” she started before Trish interrupted.

“Lita look, I’m sorry about what happened to you but I was just negotiating for a match myself. You know I have your back and I want to help you but I also have my own career. I need to get back on the ladder to AHW gold. I can’t just be your corner woman in cased you get jumped again I need to show off what I can do.”

Lita just shook her head in exasperation as Stratus spoke.

“Trish look at me! How is this fair?! I know you want to get back into the running for the title but you had your chance at that title and you lost to Jade Cargill. You were stripped fair and square. At least for you when you were stripped it was because you fucked up. I was cheated out of my match. I was humiliated at attacked by two bitches who think they’re clever just as I was on the verge of winning. That’s so much more humiliating than it was for you. After being your friend for years you owe me!”

Lita’s outburst had Trish lost for words for a moment as she opened and closed her mouth and her face flushed red.

“Owe you? Lita I…” Trish started before Chelsea cut her off.

“My time to cut in ladies and I have just had a fabulous idea. Trish you were looking for a match to get you on the card and Lita you want revenge against two women? Well there is an obvious answer here. Trish, Lita you will take on Tiffany and Mandy in a two on two bra and panties tag team match! The first ever in AHW history… which I guess at this point isn’t saying much but trust me it will be historic!”

Lita’s face broke out into a massive smile at this and she looked at Trish who returned the stare for a few seconds before rolling her eyes and nodding her head.

“OK fine” she said “But after we degrade those two whores next week I am going back to singles action. I’m not getting stuck in some half baked tag team division that doesn’t even have a championship to win.”

“Excellent!” cheered Chelsea, clapping her hands in glee. “Of course I still have to run it past the Woman in Charge but trust me, I’m sure she’ll agree to this. Ladies you have your match. I hope it goes as well as you envision. I’ll go speak to her now.”

And with that Chelsea walked off camera. Lita and Trish exchanged glances for a moment and Lita gave Trish a smile.

“Thanks bestie, I knew I could count on you.” The red head said.

“I think you ought to go get dressed was all Trish said in reply.

Lita looked down at herself and tucked her arms in tighter as if she had forgotten her state of undress. She lifted one leg to cover her crotch and looking for a moment like a plucked flamingo before she turned and hurried away. The cameras followed her as she slunk off, the wet slap of her sweaty feet on floorboards matching the juggle of her bare arse cheeks before the cameras cut to black.