Kevin "helps" Ali

"Has my daughter been causing trouble, Ma'am?" Kevin asked with a smirk.

Ali was stunned by this. "Daughter"?

"She's been throwing tantrums in the lobby, saying that she was an adult that got her belongings stolen after some woman tricked her into thinking this was a nudist resort." One of The Security Guards said.

"Ali Smith!" Kevin barked, successfully keeping the laughter out of his voice as he sternly shouted at the surprised Ali, using his last name. He then reached out and grabbed Ali by her ear, making Ali yelp in pain. "How dare you misbehave in such a way?! I told you that if I brought you with me on this trip instead of hiring a babysitter, you had to be on your best behavior!"

"What are - " Ali began, confused and embarrassed as to why Kevin was doing this.

"And where are your clothes, young lady?!" Kevin interrupted, keeping up the charade. "This was cute when you were two, but you're not two anymore! You're too old to run around naked!"

"But -"

*SPANK!*

Ali yelped as she glared at Kevin. This ass just spanked her!

"Don't you talk back to me, Missy! We're going to have a long talk about this later!" Kevin scolded. He then turned to the guards with an apologetic look and said, "I'm terribly sorry about this. My daughter seems to think that since she's ten, she's now old enough to do whatever she wants."

Ali wanted to pass out from humiliation right then and there.

"Well, our receptionist has already called the police, but we can explain it was all a misunderstanding." The tall brunette said, "Just keep a close eye on her and make sure she keeps her clothes on."

"Will do, Ma'am."

"Sorry for asking, but you're... Well, you're not a single father, are you?" The overweight blonde guard asked timidly as her partner walked off.

Kevin looked the woman up and down before giving a grin. "Divorced, actually. Why? Doing anything later?"

"I get off at four." The blonde said with a shy smile, "We can meet up at the pool. Uh, after you get Little Ali dressed first, of course."

Ali balked. "Little Ali"?!

"I'd like that. Name's Kevin."

"Sarah." The Blonde Guard said as she waved goodbye and walked away.

Once Sarah was gone, Kevin walked down the hall in the opposite direction, dragging Ali by the ear as Ali yelped in pain. Once they turned the corner, however, Kevin let go of Ali's ear before bursting out into a fit of laughter.