Keeps playing with you

You go to meet your friends Shelly and Madison where you normally meet, outside the steps to the side exit of school. Both stare at you like you're insane, and they seem to want to say something to you but cannot. "What's with everyone today?" you ask, noticing how many students nearby are taking photos and videos of you.

"You don't notice anything odd?" asks Shelly.

"No, I guess I'm just that popular," you say. "So, anyone have that calculus homework I can copy?"

Madison reached into her backpack and hands you a folder. You look at Madison as if seeing her for the first time. She has thick red hair, you've been jealous of, green eyes, a long nose, and a few freckles. She is very pretty and curvy. "Thanks, skank!" you blurt out.

"What's up that that?" she asks.

"Nothing, shit breath!"

"Give me my homework back!" she says. "If you're going to be that way!"

"Fine, you probably sucked off your dad so he'd do it for you anyway!"

Madison snatches the notebook out of your hand and storms off.

"What the hell was that about?" asked Shelly.

You look at Shelly with her shiny blonde hair, cute button nose, and blue eyes. She petite and slender and is always bubbly and happy. "What's it to you, fucking moron?"

"Seriously? What the hell?"

"Oh go flaunt your rotten pussy to the basketball team, tramp!"

Shelly looks hurt. She grabs her purse and backpack and storms off.

"Fucking twats," you mumble.

The bell to head to class rings, and for some reason, you orgasm. You bend over and catch your breath. "What the hell?"

You collect yourself and head to class. You walk pass Mr. Johnson, the European history teacher. Just like your friends, he stares at you like you're insane and wants to say something but does not. You take your seat next to Mike Robbins, the captain of the swim team, and hottest boy in school. You had lusted after him for a long time, and you hear he finally broke up with that girl from St. Rita's he's been dating. You look at him and say, "So, tiny dick, jacked off to any Japanese porn lately?"

Mike looks at you with bewilderment. "Excuse me?"

"I mean, if you had a man sized dick, you would have asked me out," you say, "I am the hottest girl in school, so the only reason you haven't asked me out is you must have a tiny penis and get off on weird porn."

"Whatever, freak!" he says.

The tardy bell rings, and for some reason, you have another orgasm. You grip the sides of your desk and clench your teeth. You look next to you and see that weird girl Rosie smiling at you like the cat who swallowed the canary. You roll your eyes and get your notebook out of your backpack.