Keep digging!

You decide you're far more impaitent than you thought, and dig into the ads. You tear off some of the ones that nobody has obviously read (which is most of them). Soon enough, you start seeing post-it-notes of very short personal ads, stuck into the corkboard with push-pins. You eye one carefully, slowly taking it off and looking at it.

"LOOKING FOR WOMAN WILLING TO EXPERIMENT WITH COLLEGE COUPLE: CALL... ASK FOR LANCE"

You decide that maybe you can get both of their souls if you do it right. You look around on the carpeted floor, finding several coins dropped by people next to the lockers. It's more than enough to make a call. You're just glad humans are so clumsy... you dial the number, waiting for an answer. You paitently lean up against the phone, stretching out and smiling a sultry smile, almost as if they could see you on the other end. After a few rings, a male voice picks up. "Hello?"

"Hi there... is this Lance?"

"Yeah, it is... are you calling about the ad?" The inflection in his voice made it clear he was very eager to hear someone calling back.

"Yes, I am... I'm interested in meeting up with you and your girlfriend... that is the case, right?" You smile.

"Yeah, that's right..." Lance responds, the line crackling for a moment as he adjusts the phone a bit. "She and I have been talking for a while about a threesome, but I figured just going and asking a girl for that would be a tad ackward... so I put out the ad, and here you are! What's your name?"

"I'm Venus... I'm kind of new on campus. Where should we meet to go through with this?"

"Uh... just come over to the dorms across from the admin building. I'll be waiting for you at the front entrance. You available right now?"

"Yeah, I am... I'm looking forward to meeting you, Lance..." you smile, your voice softly cooing into the reciever.

"We both are looking forward to seeing you too, Venus... see you in a few minutes." With that, Lance hung up. You put back the phone, smiling to yourself. You bound outside, heading quickly towards the administration building. Sure enough, you see Lance waiting near the locked front door, twirling his keys in his hand back and forth. He's not bad looking; he's fairly muscular, but not obsessively so. He's wearing a fairly broken t-shirt, barely hanging off of his shoulders. He's also wearing tight jeans, revealing the fine lines of his powerful legs and firm ass. You grin, wondering if his girlfriend is as attractive as he is. You wonder how you should get his attention... you could do a standard greeting, to keep up with the facade... or you could do something a bit more outlandish, just to see how he reacts.