Keep 1

You can’t live your life like this…and you don’t want to be that weird guy with a woman’s thiccccc bottom. At least if you keep an egg inside, you can pretend to be fat. Just not with these proactive clothes!

You lean forward to help the pressure and push the eggs out. You hear them roll away behind you. You stop with the last one left inside. “Still hella pregnant,” you declare. “Or I guess I could be pretty quickly…”

Now that you can fit out the door, you ponder your next move.