Karen offers relief

"Karen," John said. "A smart person offers to relieve any sexual tension a male stranger has."

Karen went over to the boys, who all shrugged and led her away.

"Be sure to come back to us!" Gretchen called. She turned to John.

"You're, like, the best boyfriend ever!" Gretchen said. "And I hate to ask for anything else, but..."

"What is it?" John asked.

"Well, I want you to use that remote thingy to make someone a dog, please?" she added in a pout.

"Sure," John said. He pulled in the woman he wanted to make a dog.