Karen's lack of attire doesn't hold her back one bit.

At least i wasn't alone in feeling awkward about Karen and Charlene suddenly coming out of the nudist closet. Each and every one of my coworkers looked like they saw a ghost, doubly whenever Charlene walked by. Being her usual friendly self, she couldn't help but nose in on anyone's business and seeing if they need anything while shoving her huge bust in their face. The poor guys in the office couldn't even enjoy it, because they all knew if Karen caught them within 10 cubicles of Charlene they'd be fired on the spot and thrown out of the building with all her remaining clothes, that being both shoes and her watch, lodged firmly in their rectum.

Time flied as i fought the urge to stare at Charlene's jiggly ass and soon enough it was time for the shareholders meeting.

We were so fucked.

I thought of just taking over the meeting myself, but there's no way anyone there would know who i am, half the people in the building can't seem to remember my first name and i haven't met anyone here who's remembered my last name, not even Karen. It's Hitler by the way, how the hell do you forget a last name like that?

So i resigned myself to my duty as this company's pallbearer by leading the gigantic breasted naked woman into meeting with the investors and assuring them everything was on the up and up.

"Mrs. Miner? The investors are here and are expecting you in five minu- Oh my god... I'm so sorry." It seems while i was panicking about the shareholders, Karen decided it was the perfect time to masturbate. There she was, standing on top of her mahogany desk, doing squat thrusts on an enormous purple dildo.

"What for? Please, come in Alice."

"Y-You're not embarrassed?"

"I'm a Nudist, it's not as if i mind exposing myself, and i was only masturbating. A normal bodily function that I assume you're very familiar with, based on the looks you've given my daughter."

"Uh... No comment. But... At work?"

"Hm! Please. I've been pleasuring myself in my office for as long as I've worked in management. It's the only way for me to keep a clear head."

"Oh..." Karen dislodged the dildo from her vagina and squirted viscously onto the carpet before hopping off her desk. I noticed she removed her heels and even her watch, leaving her with absolutely nothing on her body. God it felt weird knowing my livelihood was at the mercy of a woman as naked as the day she was born.

"Well... Let's not keep the shareholders waiting." And just like that Karen was out the door and marching to the boardroom, hair a mess, covered in a sweaty sheen and leaving a trail of vaginal ooze all without a stitch of clothing on her body.

"Hold on! You're ready to go in like that?"

"...Oh my, i was so hasty i completely forgot." Phew. Maybe she hasn't gone completely insane.

"Alice, may i have that water bottle? I've worked up quite the thirst."

"...Uh... Sure?"

"Thank you." Karen took a long swig of water before pouring the rest of the bottle over her head, soaking herself completely, followed by wiping herself down in every nook and cranny with her bare hands as an impromptu hallway shower. She then spread her legs and brought the empty bottle to her pussy, she closed her eyes and i could hear her softly moan followed by the sound of trickling and then pouring.

She was urinating into the bottle, in the middle of the office for all to see no less.

She filled the bottle in it's entirety before cutting her stream short. "Hm... anymore and it would overflow. Tsk, that'll have to do, for now." Karen whispered to herself.

"Alright Alice, shall we go?"

"Ah...uh... Don't you at least want to put your shoes back on?"

"Nonsense. There's nothing more invigorating than meeting your superiors with nothing but the skin on your back. Besides i intend to use myself as a visual metaphor for this company, We have nothing to hide."

And so Karen entered the board room, completely utterly naked, soaked to the bone and dripping everywhere. She was even still peeing a little in short squirts here and there. I cringed from the sound of the investors gasping at the sight of her. I can only reiterate:

We were so fucked.