KARATE CHOP (Requires 3% Strength)

You don't know what you're doing, but you know that this guy needs to be stopped! You straighten your hand, lift it up high, and bring it down hard into the side of his neck before he can turn around and see you! To your surprise, he actually goes down, letting out an angh! as he falls over towards you, grabbing onto your legs and ass for support before he slips off of them too and crumples to the ground. You look at your hand in wide-eyed awe. Did you just do that? Your adjust your jeans, feeling a bit weird that a criminal just put his hands all over your bum, but even weirder that you just beat him.

The girl behind the counter can't believe it either. Her jaw is open as she openly stares at your outstretched hand with you. Then at your boobs. Then back to your hand as you lower it and look up at her and your mouth forms a bright smile. You just won a fight against a criminal mastermind! You leap into the air in excitement, clapping your hands and doing a little dance, before landing and returning to your normal, serious, no-nonsense attitude and pointing out towards the girl.

"Call the police!" You announce past your outstretch arm and finger. "Have this ne'er-do-well locked up!"

You can hear him snoring beneath you as you sharply turn on your heel, and march out of the bank. That went really well! Later on, you'd notice that somehow a bit of money had gotten stuffed down the ass of your jeans. You're sure you'd been using your pockets, but maybe you'd missed? Anyway!