KARATE CHOP (<3% Strength)

You don't know what you're doing, but you know that this guy needs to be stopped! You straighten your hand, lift it up high, and bring it down hard into the side of his neck before he can turn around and see you! He straightens his head in surprise as he finishes his turn and looks you over, but doesn't seem all that phased. Your hand kind of hurts....

Gesturing over to you with his arm, he looks back over to the girl behind the desk. "See, she's got a good body too, and she wears lighter colours to show it off!" Looking back to you, he raises a hand to his chin. "Though, actually, I could probably help you out a bit as well. You'd probably look good in red."

The colour of a warrior after a long battle! This man might be a criminal, but he seems to know what he's talking about.

"Alright, listen, here's the deal," The man walks back over to the counter and puts the gun down on top of it so that he's free to gesture with both hands. "Just give me whatever money you've got in the register, and I'll take a few minutes to help you both give yourselves the first-class looks that your bodies deserve."

....This is a weird day. You rub your hand.