Just shout out a random word to help reassure the girls

"Pancakes!"

The girls stare at you, eyes wide.

"I meant... not pancakes. Something reasonable," you mumble.

"It's a psycho," the small guy whispers.

"It's a boy, though," the girl with braces whispers back.

"Um... I thought you were really beautiful, so I thought I'd ask you if you wanted a quick, you know, one night stand. And maybe I could keep your underwear."

There's another pause, as the nerds stare at you. Soon, the big-chested girl raises her hand.

"Uh, yeah?" you ask.

"Excuse me, which one of us are you asking?"

Don't say pancakes, don't say pancakes... you quickly try to choose a girl.