Just scribble some bullshit on the test sheet

You decide not to bother with the test, instead drawing several swastikas on the page, drawing a very detailed and biologically accurate dick that's mid-orgasm on the back. You then proceed to answer every single question with "Hitler", "That would be an ecumenical matter" or varying slang words for penis. Finally, you begin to dick around, shooting variously shaped blocks at other blocks in some cheap free-to-play game. Eventually, the teacher says you're out of time and you hand up the sheet of paper, after making sure your name's not on it.

Hopefully, seeing as you're new, she won't have expected you to do a test, anyhow. The teacher quickly collects the tests and begins marking them, as you're ordered to read a section from the book. You flick through it half-heartedly. There's a place called the Gulf of Tonkin, bullshit lies from the US Government, killing foreign people. Classic shit.

Finally, she makes her announcement of the winner, some bitchy girl you've never talked to and don't want to. She and the teacher head off, right before announcing the class is finished, as the bell rings. Hearing that it's the lunch bell, you smile, heading out the door.