Just kidding I want these two.

"No, you can't have those two. I said you can pick ONE power from that book, not two and definitely not those two." Pretty much what I expected God to say and I had my counter-argument ready. "If I'm not allowed to have them then why did you leave them in the book? You could have removed them before you gave the book to me or made the pages impossible to get apart or any number of other things. The answer is you want me to choose these two and you want it to look like you don't so you can sneak in some extra conditions on them that way it looks like you gave them to me reluctantly or 'under protest'. Problem with that though is you're God no one makes you do shit you don't already want to do. So save us both some time out of eternity and just do what you're gonna do."

"Well, when you put it that way it almost seems like you actually think things through. Fine, you can have those two but I'm nerfing them. You are only allowed to create things that are realistically possible in that world, which means no guns no planes no cross-species girlfriend. None of that crap and you can only create 50 items per day. For destruction, you can only destroy what you can see in front of you so you can't go and remove a city from existence just by thinking about it and you can't have them delayed any longer than 5 minutes into the future. Also, you can't use destruction to kill people if you want someone dead you'll have to do it the old fashioned way."

Well shit, that blew three-quarters of my ideas straight to the other place. At least it still left me with a lot of options though. 50 items a day wasn't really a lot when you think about everything someone uses in a day but I could still work with it. "So when are you se-" I didn't get to finish my question before I was staring at Mr. fancy again and a post-it note stuck itself to my forehead.

I'm fixing that shoulder for you and bumping up your regeneration slightly, minor cuts will heal in seconds larger ones in minutes depending on severity. Major injuries will still take days or weeks.
G.