Just enter the pool.

You don't see anybody of note immediately, so you stand at the shallow end of the pool and brush a hand through your hair. Those below you gaze up in awe at your majesty. You step down into the water, and continue until your body is submerged up to your chest. At that point, you dive forwards, and begin to swim. With impressive athletic ability, you fly through the water like a mermaid before reaching the other end, where you grab one of the ladders to rest. Then, you heave yourself up, and sit on the edge as your glistening body drips from your hair to your feet.

You stretch your arms far above your head. It's clear that many eyes are on you. Nobody else at the pool has a swimsuit as bold as yours. It's like a super model is among them.

Next, you stand up and begin to walk over towards the hot tubs, and people love to watch you go. Those hips could kill. Though, you're stopped on the way by an elderly couple. The woman looks at you with contempt.

"How could you wear something so skimpy? There's kids here!" her raspy voice suddenly barks.

"This old thing?" You tug on the strings, causing your bust to bounce. "I suppose it could easily get come right off, but I'm very careful." You wink.

The man wipes his forehead. "Don't pester the girl, honey. She's fine."

"Of course you'd say that!" the woman smacks him on the shoulder.

"I haven't felt this way in years," he mutters, and readjusts his swim trunks.

You roll your eyes and keep walking. Some people should mind their own business.