Just about

Inde hopped off the counter, dragging her large curtain. It was bulky and awkward, but also the only thing saving her from having to go outside naked. It was heavy, so she had to hold it up with both hands as she shuffled out of her front door, to ensure all of her more private assets were covered sufficiently. Inde left her house just as the police arrived, as a man stepped out of a car and greeted her, taking out a notepad and pen. He raised his eyebrows at her clothing situation, but said nothing.

As inde explained what had happened, other neighbours came out to see what the commotion was, and soon a small crowd had gathered to watch. “Right” the policeman said just as he finished taking inde’s statement. “I just need you to sign the bottom of this” he held out the notepad in one hand, and the pen in the other. Inde wanted the policeman and the crowd of spectators gone, so she could get back inside and not stand here in just a shower curtain, so she reached out and took both. However, in doing so she took both hands off her curtain, and heavy as it was it dropped to the ground immediately, exposing the naked girl to the neighbourhood, her bare body open for viewing.

Inde turned red as she froze, unsure if she should try to cover her lady bits or just sign the thing and get it over with, and ended up doing neither, instead just standing still like a deer in headlights. Eventually her brain kicked in and she hastily signed the notepad before darting back inside, forgetting to bring the curtain with her and flashing the whole crowd her ass as she turned to run.