Just Made My Solo Debut on Shoplyfter.com (May 30, 2023)

'This is actually my second appearance on @shoplyfter as my debut was on September 22, 2016 (S1.E2: Case No. 8596425 - Best of Both Worlds). I was debuting alongside my bestie @emilyosment; not as ourselves but as our Hannah & Lola personas from Hannah Montana! (Which according to series co-creator Barry O'Brien, is canon within the show's universe!).

'If you haven't seen that one I highly recommend it! [LINK]. Not only did Em & I have such a great time - being able to work together again, catch up, and reprise the roles that helped launch our careers - but it also helped put Shoplyfter on the map. Once posted to YouTube, the video reached 5 million views in less than 24 hours and today is Team Skeet's most viewed video at 935+ million views & counting!'

'It also rocked the 2017 MTV Movie Awards with it winning...'

• Best Facial (given to Emily)

• Best Anal Creampie (given to Me)

• Hottest Magic-O

• Hottest Double Cowgirl

• Best Deluxe 69

• Best Female Orgasm (Emily)

• Hottest Double Oral

• Hottest Use of Dirty Talk by an Actress (Me)

'While unlikely, I'm hoping I can recapture that success a second time. And yes, you're reading that right; the scene - entitled, Case No. 999675 - Breaking News: Entitled Celebrity Bitch Caught Stealing Printed Panties, is framed as an @cnn story being presented by @erinburnettoutfront who during the scene's 1:08:35 duration gets more & more horny & unhinged at the sight of me being humiliated & degraded by my co-stars. The worse my ordeal becomes, the harder she fucks herself - using both her fingers and the 13 inch vibrating dildo attached to her chair...'

(Which is standard for female news anchors in this reality).

'This will be Shoplyfter's most ambitious scene yet and I'm so glad to be apart of it! The film will be uploaded to YouTube June 5th with its theatrical release being June 15th. Hope you guys like it!'