Just Graduated College

//GOOD MORNING MS. Doe, THE CURRENT TIME IS 11:15//

With a groan you lazily bat at the alarm going off on your bedside table. Eventually settling for ripping it's plug out of the socket, you raise yourself up and rub the sleep from your eyes. With a heavy thump on the floor you rise to your feet and head to your bathroom.

Standing in front of your toilet you drop your boxers, grab your monster and begin emptying your bladder. After a solid two minutes you shake your dick and groggily shove it back into your boxers. You wash your hands and head into your kitchen to grab a bite to eat. You make yourself a nice egg - bagel sandwich, plop onto your couch and eat, all the while having hardly opened your eyes.

You're getting to the last couple of bites when there's a knock on your apartment's door. Grumbling you set your sandwich aside and take a look through the peek hole.