Jungle Girl

Lauren stared at the costume in her hands, a look of horrified embarrassment on her face. She was holding what looked like a skimpy bikini with a top made of brown, faux fur and a bottom made from brown fabric that looked more like a loincloth than a g-string.

Not only was this thing not what she ordered and spent eighty-five dollars on, but she wasn't even sure that this counted as a costume at all!

Lauren picked up her phone angrily as she began to dial the company she ordered the costume from. She stopped after she pressed the first two numbers, raising an eyebrow in thought as she looked at the jungle girl costume again. She didn't know why, but for some reason she felt like at least trying on the costume. Even if she knew that the top portion wouldn't fit her.

She sat her phone down as she debated whether to at least try it on before calling the online store about the mistake...