Jump Over It (End)

Tex had the finest mare in all of Gold Springs! Jumping over obstacles was in her blood. Tex dug in her heels and coaxed the mare into a daunting and graceful jump.

Then the barrel exploded.

BOOOOOOOMM!!

The blast turned her mount from a white steed into a blackened stick pony in an instant. As for Tex, the fiery boom itself was blocked by her unfortunate ride, but the blast wave had launched her helplessly into the air.

The skybound sheriff tried desperately to arrest her ascent, clawing at the air, trying to flap her arms and fly, anything. It was a long way down, and she was not determined to make it any longer.

Though gravity inevitably took over, and the weasel began her return trip to earth. She squinted her eyes, buffeted by the air as she tumbled through the sky, looking for where she was landing. Hopefully not a cactus patch, or some gnarly pointed rocks.

Her pupils shrank though, when she saw her actual destination was far far worse. She was on a collision course right for Marian’s ass! The lioness had stopped her train pursuit just to finish tex off. Tex screamed helplessly as she fell toward the lion ass at terminal velocity. But she would never reach the ground. Marian had other plans.

As Tex neared her final destination, she noticed a great many cans of pork and beans scattered lazily about on her wagon. And many of them were empty. Realizing things were somehow going to get worse, she screamed out again.

Marian waggled her fat, bare ass at the weasel meteor. Her gut was churning and bubbling with fuel. She wasn’t sure how the sheriff survived the toilet bomb, but she wouldn’t survive this. She rubbed her unruly stomach in anticipation, as Tex drew near.

Marian’s ass was rapidly overtaking the sheriff’s view. She was on a collision course and there was no way to stop it. Right before she hit that bouncy butt, Marian let out a sigh.

KAA-BROOOOOOOMMMMMMFFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!

Pure concentrated lion stink exploded from her butt, with such **** that it stopped Tex cold. She could barely scream before high pressure fart buffeted her. Marian **** down more, as her emissions revved up like a spooling engine. Her legume-filled lifestyle had made her ass quite potent, and with her belting it out at full ****, it wasn’t just smelly. It was deadly.

When the blast finally tapered off, there was no sign of Tex. Marian’s blast had been so strong that it had atomized her, more effectively than even one of her bombs could do. Straightening up, Marian scratched her butt with one hand, and pinched her nose with the other. “Hope that was a good sendoff, Sheriff. I saved my best explosive for you…”

Tex should’ve been more careful. She was so confident, she left herself open to being knocked off her high horse. In this case, blown off.