Julia the bimbo

When Virginia opened the door, a stunning woman stepped into the house. Her face was artfully caked in makeup, her dark hair grew to her shoulders, and she was wearing a corset emphasizing her hourglass figure.

She took another step and tripped over her high heels. “Whoopsie!” she said cheerfully.

All the men (except James) rushed forward to help her up.

“Thanks guys,” she giggled. “You’re so good to me.”

“Anything for a pretty lady,” said Alex dreamily.

“I’m always tripping over,” she pouted.

“I think it’s those heels you wear,” said Alex.

“Oh my gosh, that totally makes sense! You’re so smart! I never thought of that.” She turned to the birthday girl. “Anyway, happy 17th Virginia!”

“18th, Aunt Julia,” Virginia corrected her.

“Sorry, missed a year!” Julia giggled again. “I’m not good with numbers!”

“Poor Julia has a low IQ,” Virginia explained. “But we all love her anyway.”

Drooling, James realized Julia must be one of the famous Haven bimbos. He couldn’t wait to get her alone and fuck her until she couldn’t walk at all.

“And she more than makes up for it in looks,” said Alex. “She’s the most beautiful woman in Haven.”

“Awww, you’re so sweet,” said Julia. Alex looked very pleased at her returning his compliment.

“Yes, she loves dressing up, don’t you Julia?” said Virginia.

“Mm-hm,” said Julia. “It makes men so happy and nice. Seeing that longing look in a man’s eye is all I need in my life.”

“You bimbos and your silly superstitions!” said Virginia. “As if the way you dress could have any effect on men’s feelings! As if you can read a man’s mind just by looking at him! There’s no rational explanation for beauty, or love.” She tossed her head irritably, oblivious to all the men admiring the way her hair moved as she did.

“Well, I love your dress sense, Julia,” said Alex. “Shall I go and prepare your favourite drink with some vitamin S?”

“That sounds nice,” said Julia, and Alex ran off.

“Anyway Julia, meet James,” said Virginia. “He’s a nice man who’s been teaching me all about adulthood.”

“Pleased to meet you, James,” said Julia. She came over to embrace him and kiss his cheek, pressing against his rock-hard cock as she did so.

“You really like me,” Julia said smiling at him as she pulled away again. “I can tell by your eyes. And your pants.”

Huh, James thought, Julia wasn’t dumber in every regard. But he still wanted to get her alone immediately.

“Hey Julia,” he said. “You live in this street, right? Is there anyone home now?”

Julia shook her head. “My hubby’s taken our children to the fair.”

“I’d love a tour of your house. Can you give me one?”

“Sure,” said Julia. “I’m just next door.”

“Nice place,” said James, shutting the front door behind him. “Actually, while we’re here, there’s something I’d like to show you.”

James unzipped his fly and pulled out his hard cock.

“You have a very nice thing,” said Julia politely.

“Have you seen one before?” James asked.

“Yeah, I’ve played with a few men’s things,” said Julia casually. Then she made a mock-sad face. “Hubby won’t show me his, though, he says it’s private. Too many guys don’t know how fun it is to play with!”

“You haven’t done it with your husband?” said James. “I thought you said you had children with him?”

“Yeah, so?” said Julia blankly. James realized she had no idea her children were really descended from random men who she’d “played with” rather than from the love of her life.

“Never mind,” said James. “Julia, you have such a beautiful mouth. It’d look even better wrapped around my thing.”

Julia blushed and gave a rather self-conscious giggle. “You really know how to flatter a lady,” she said.

She got down on her knees and placed the dick into her mouth. Then she began gently bobbing her head and sucking, her blood-red lipstick smearing all over his dick. She was surprisingly good at it. James couldn’t believe he was getting a blowjob from another man’s wife in their front room.

At that very moment, the door opened and a man walked in. “Oh, sorry honey, I didn’t realize you had visitors. Are you playing that weird game again?”

Julia removed her mouth from the dick with a popping sound. “Charles, this is James. He’s our new neighbour.”

“Pleased to meet you, James.” Charles held out his hand and James, standing there awkwardly with his lipsticked cock out, shook it.

“Don’t let me interrupt your game,” said Charles. “Becky forgot her teddy bear so I came back to look for it.” He dashed off up the stairs.

“He’s so good with the kids,” said Julia fondly. “Makes sense, ’cause he has more kids than most men in town!”

Julia smiled, and sucked James’s dick back into her mouth. As she did so, she began humming happily, making it feel even more amazing. With her hands she groped his balls and the base of his dick. She slurped greedily, looking up at him intensely with her big eyes.

“Wow,” said James. “Wherever did you learn to do that in this town?”

To James’s dismay, Julia removed her mouth again to answer his question. “Oh, you know, just by expemirenting with boys,” she said, not knowing how to pronounce such a big word.

“My question was rhetorical,” said James. “Meaning I didn’t want you to answer.”

Julia shook her head and went back to sucking.

“Fuck, you’re not bad for a bimbo,” said James. “I wonder if all the bimbos in this town are such sluts.”

Julia shrugged as she continued sucking. She didn’t know what a “slut” was.

“Yeah, you’re a horny fucking slut,” said James. “You’re a cheating cumdumpster. You love sucking that thing, don’t you?”

Julia nodded with an exaggerated head bob. Her innocent sluttiness was turning him on even more than the sexual ignorance of the other villagers. Here was a woman who dressed to please men, who readily cheated on and cuckolded her husband, who loved sucking and fucking any dick that was available, who was a self-taught sexual expert. And yet she otherwise had no brains, no idea how the outside world would view her behaviour, and no idea that her unprotected sex was making babies.

Julia was sucking faster and faster with a determined look in her eye, and it was clear she had every intention of finishing him this way. James wondered, should he let Julia finish the job, or switch to another position?