Judith is NOT pleased

"Lauren!" Judith yelled as she stomped her way towards her cowering, nude, eldest daughter. "What the actual hel-"

Judith came to a stop as the smell finally attacked her nostrils, the older woman letting out a cry of disgust as she backed away and tightly held her nose. "Why do you smell like you've been sleeping in a dumpster for a week?!"

"So, uh, funny story..." Lauren chuckled nervously, a sheepish smile on her red face. "I was taking a bath when I heard a crash downstairs. And when I went down to see what had caused it... Well, to make a super long, embarrassing story short, I got sprayed by a skunk and locked myself out of my house."

Judith just stared at Lauren in disbelief.

"I know it sounds absurd, but it did happen." Lauren stated, "The skunk is still in my house if you don't believe me."

"Trust me, I believe you were skunked." Judith deadpanned. "And would you care to explain what happened to your body?"

Lauren blushed even harder as she crossed her legs and slapped her hands over her bug bites. "Um... T-this isn't what you - "

"Save it!" Judith snapped, "Let's just get you cleaned up!"

"But I can't get in to my house." Lauren complained, "Unless you're going to break into - "

"I'm not committing a felony just because you didn't call the cops on what you thought was a burglar and locked yourself out without putting something on!" Judith snapped as she turned and walked back to her car, "We're going to the store to get the things we need!"

Lauren begrudgingly walked behind her mother, keeping her hands plastered over her bug bites and womanhood as she made her way to Judith's car. Just as she reached for the passengers' side door, however, Judith slammed her door again before locking it.

"Oh no you don't!" Judith yelled, "You are NOT going to stink up my car! There's a convenience store just up the road, so we're walking!"

"What?!" Lauren shrieked.

"Oh calm down." Judith ordered as she pulled on a pair of rubber gloves that she had in the car. "Besides, you can use the exercise with that deflated parade balloon you call a butt."

Before Lauren could even retaliate, Judith grabbed her wrist and lead her towards the sidewalk. Realizing that she now had only one hand free, Lauren covered her womanhood, letting her chubby butt and bug bites jiggle wildly as Judith lead her down the street smelly, wet, and butt freaking naked!